 Many people today have no problem expressing themselves through their clothing. For better or for worse that is another story. But what happens when you walk into their room for the first time? Or everytime for that matter? Usually you smell a whole room of boooooooorriiingg. Here are some ideas for you not so creative home decorators.
Out with the futon, in with...whatever you call this I told you my style is deadly Because you are a vampiress that likes to create memorabilias of her victims Because you need it to go with your bloodly lamp or your last victim gave more blood than expected My sofa matches my stereo system...enough said This stuff probably doesn't come cheap though. My guess is that they are the Benzes to Bentleys of furniture. So if you are hurting for money and you are tired of chilling in mediocrity in room decorations with your posters, flags and lava lamps, you can always decorate your room/basement/garage the System Rebel way. For the car lovers, find some old tires, CLEAN them and use them as seats/props. If you have a throwaway worthy transportation machine from 1992 and earlier, take out the backseat and sit it in your room before trading it in for $500 off your taxes. Befriend a construction worker or a mechanic and borrow their chainsaw. Take down your desired street sign, just prepare yourself for half an hour of frustration and remember to use rubbing alcohol to clean all cuts. Fellas, buy a gigantic teddy bear. I don't think I need to explain. Ladies, familiarize yourselves with 2-3 athletes and hang their jerseys on your wall.
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